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Barbie Nicole: Living the Bikini Life April 1, 2023
Barbie Nicole: Living the Bikini Life A reader mailed a letter to SCORE magazine asking how Barbie Nicole stays so slim and trim. Barbie's answer was "I workout four-to-five times a week. I don't play sports." She also eats healthy. Back in the 1990s and 2000s when many SCORE Girls were feature exotic dancers, they […]
Scoring Big Time With Victoria Vale March 31, 2023
Scoring Big Time With Victoria Vale Peter Fitzwell needs the kind of relief that only big tits can provide. This time, Peter wants huge, giant, super-sized mega-boobs to give him the level of relief that's spelled Victoria Vale. As soon as Victoria walks into the room, his hands go right to her massive tits. Victoria […]
Kim Beltran's Feeling Those Good Vibrations March 30, 2023
Kim Beltran's Feeling Those Good Vibrations Big-boobed Kim Beltran is on her laptop. She's doing something when she stops and says she's run out of ideas. We would have been happy to send some of our ideas if she had asked us. We have lots of suggestions for the busty brunette to consider. Kim takes […]
Balls Deep Inside Busty Bambi Bella's Butt March 29, 2023
Balls Deep Inside Busty Bambi Bella's Butt The bed is Bambi Bella's stage. Tom watches her and enjoys the show, his eyes having a breast feast. Wearing a pink, tight Latex dress, Bambi runs her hands all over her body and large tits and turns to show him her ass. Tom will be fucking Bambi's […]
The Magnificent Mountains of Roxi Red March 28, 2023
The Magnificent Mountains of Roxi Red Roxi Red had never modeled before but she wanted to finally give it a go. It was a great day for SCORELAND and our print magazines when she did. Always very natural on-camera, Roxi continues to inspire breast-men to pay homage and respect. "You know, even if I had […]
The Allure of Alexya March 27, 2023
The Allure of Alexya Too bad the neighbors couldn't see Alexya do her gardening in the nude. It's a sight not to be missed. Could a girl get any more sensuously seductive than this Romanian brunette? Everything about Alexya is sexy, including her soft voice. Alexya wants to try skydiving. "I'd like to jump out […]
Anal With Terry March 26, 2023
Anal With Terry Terry Nova is just in time, arriving when this horny hombre needs stress busting and a release from his frustrations. Leave it to Terry to handle this guy. She knows exactly what breast-men love. To really make his day, Terry even opens her asshole to his thrusting tool. He puts her through […]
Katy Ann: Hottie With a Red Dress March 25, 2023
Katy Ann: Hottie With a Red Dress If Katy Ann wears this dress or a dress like it when she goes out, she'll get enough attention for ten women. Make that twenty women. "If I don't want attention, I just might wear a sweatshirt and sweatpants when I go to the gym," Katy Ann said. […]
Jessy Bunny Is the Uber-Busty Wet-Dream Date March 24, 2023
Jessy Bunny Is the Uber-Busty Wet-Dream Date George Brown wants a girl to come to his place for the night. He doesn't want an ordinary girl. He doesn't want a relative to play matchmaker. He doesn't want to wander around town going to singles clubs and bars looking for the right girl because he could […]
Aly Guzman: Pumpin' the Pink March 23, 2023
Aly Guzman: Pumpin' the Pink "I have a toy called Domi," the amazingly stacked Aly Guzman informed us. "I like to hold it against my clit until I cum." We don't think this is Domi in this video. It may have a name. It may not. Either way, it gets the job done the way […]
Victoria Lobov: Big Tits & Anal March 22, 2023
Victoria Lobov: Big Tits & Anal The staff is always amazed by the slim, trim and fit body of Victoria Lobov. Her lucky husband suggested his blonde beauty contact SCORE. Victoria wears a 34DDD bra and has talked about going bustier. She loves the super-slim, super-busty look. Victoria admires Danielle Derek and Amber Alena. "I […]
She'll Make You Pop March 21, 2023
She'll Make You Pop Siri may be the ultimate in creamy-skinned, pale-white, tall, beautiful mid-western American blondes with sexy and big natural boobs. Siri definitely has the GND, cool chick aura about her. The hot bod and the brain in one shapely, curvy package. Siri hooks up with stud Carlos and, for someone who took […]
Britt by the Pool March 20, 2023
Britt by the Pool Britt James is a Boston girl living in Florida. She was majoring in nursing when we photographed her. We have to be careful what we write because she studies kickboxing. Britt likes to go on sexy dates. "I like to get dressed up with lingerie under my clothes and tease my […]
Big Cock For Camille Morgan March 19, 2023
Big Cock For Camille Morgan We asked Camille Morgan what she thought was her better feature, her boobs or her butt. "I think the majority of guys like my breasts," Camille told us. "I mean, I don't ask them, but my breasts seem to get the most attention. I think my butt is nice, but […]
Lauren D'Angelo: A Girl's Night In March 18, 2023
Lauren D'Angelo: A Girl's Night In Lauren D'Angelo was discovered by one of our eagle-eyed photographers in South America. He always keeps his big-boob radar turned on for sexy babes. He saw Lauren and asked her if she'd like to model. Lauren said she loves reading, traveling and meeting intellectual people. "I have all of […]
Dr. Angel Wicky, Sex Therapist March 17, 2023
Dr. Angel Wicky, Sex Therapist The hottest therapist in the city is Dr. Angel Wicky. The slim and shapely Dr. Wicky practices a treatment that can get sticky, but she is successful at draining her patients' anxieties and their balls. Today, her head case is Radek, a troubled man with a lot of problems, but […]
Katie Rose: The Way She Moves March 16, 2023
Katie Rose: The Way She Moves The covergirl of Voluptuous Volume 29 Number 4 is a model, blogger, philosopher and fashionista. Watching Katie Rose in videos is like watching a dance performance. "At home, I like to go without a bra. When I go out, I wear a bra. Because my breasts are so big […]
Dominno Always Delivers The Heat March 15, 2023
Dominno Always Delivers The Heat Dominno wears a clingy dress that's cut to show off her big tits and sits by the door waiting for the contractor Stanley Johnson to show up. She wants to remodel her house and he has the specifications and prices for the job she wants done. When he shows Dominno […]
Olivia's Outstanding Rack March 14, 2023
Olivia's Outstanding Rack Olivia Jackson, dressed in an eye-poppingly tight, button-down blouse and a mini-skirt, is called into an office. In most offices, she would probably be told to not come to work dressed like that because it's too distracting. (That's what's wrong with this society. What do these critical jerks know?) However in our […]
<i>SCORE</i> Goes Japanese March 13, 2023
SCORE Goes Japanese Ria Sakuragi has become a well-known name in the big boob community. She has oval-shaped, very dark brown areolae that apex above and below her dark brown nipples. Ria's tits are very pliable and malleable and she can easily squish and squeeze them. In this video, she lies back on the bed […]

NFBusty.com - My Eyes Are Up Here - S18:E6 added to NFBusty.com March 24, 2023
NF Busty - My Eyes Are Up Here - S18:E6 featuring Matt Denae and Simon Kitty. Added On: Mar 24, 2023 Description: Matt Denae is hard at work when his assistant, Simon Kitty, joins him. Matt has a huge crush on Simon, and the feeling is very mutual. When Simon accidentally on purpose knocks a […]
NFBusty.com - Making It All Better - S18:E5 added to NFBusty.com March 10, 2023
NF Busty - Making It All Better - S18:E5 featuring Lola Bredly and Willy Regal. Added On: Mar 10, 2023 Description: Lola Bredly has always dreamed of an affair with her boss, Willy Regal, and today she's about to get her wish. The busty secretary has dressed to impress, with a button down shirt that […]
NFBusty.com - Banging My Girlfriends Mom - S18:E4 added to NFBusty.com February 24, 2023
NF Busty - Banging My Girlfriends Mom - S18:E4 featuring Alex Mack and Bunny Madison. Added On: Feb 24, 2023 Description: Alex Mack is waiting for his girlfriend Jessie to come home from work. His girlfriend's mom, Bunny Madison, takes Alex through a photo album of old pics. Then she begins to talk about how […]
NFBusty.com - Every Inch Of Me - S18:E3 added to NFBusty.com February 14, 2023
NF Busty - Every Inch Of Me - S18:E3 featuring Didi Zerati and Jimmy Bud. Added On: Feb 14, 2023 Description: Masseuse Jimmy Bud is just getting ready when Didi Zerati enters the room. Jimmy tells Didi strip down to her underwear. She obediently peels off her dress to unveil some sexy sheer lingerie, then […]
NFBusty.com - A Beautiful Busty Valentines Day - S18:E2 added to NFBusty.com February 10, 2023
NF Busty - A Beautiful Busty Valentines Day - S18:E2 featuring Jay Romero and Lauren Phillips. Added On: Feb 10, 2023 Description: Lauren Phillips arrives at Jay Romero's house dressed for a date. Instead, she finds the scene set for romance. Rose petals lead Lauren to the bedroom, where Jay has set out a sweet […]
NFBusty.com - Home For Dessert - S18:E1 added to NFBusty.com January 27, 2023
NF Busty - Home For Dessert - S18:E1 featuring Jay Romero and Octavia Red. Added On: Jan 27, 2023 Description: Jay Romero has brought Octavia Red back to his place for some dessert. Octavia knows exactly what that's about to be. She barely lets Jay get into the door before she takes control, pressing him […]
NFBusty.com - A Busty Bath - S17:E12 added to NFBusty.com January 17, 2023
NF Busty - A Busty Bath - S17:E12 featuring Raul Costa and Sharon White. Added On: Jan 17, 2023 Description: Sharon White loves her lingerie and silky robe. She also loves her baths. When she can combine all of the above, she knows it's going to be a very good night indeed, even when she's […]
NFBusty.com - Nf Busty Model Of The Year 2023 - S17:E11 added to NFBusty.com January 13, 2023
NF Busty - Nf Busty Model Of The Year 2023 - S17:E11 featuring Chad Alva and Natasha Nice. Added On: Jan 13, 2023 Description: Natasha Nice is the 2023 NF Busty Model of the Year, and believe us when we say she deserves it. Dressed as a bride, she struts into the bedroom where Chad […]

60something, big-titted MILF Wendy Leigh fucks her step-son March 16, 2023
60something, big-titted MILF Wendy Leigh fucks her step-son On a normal, average morning in suburbia, 60-year-old British MILF Wendy Leigh is tidying up in the kitchen when someone comes up from behind and grabs her ass. She thinks it's her husband. It isn't. "Oh, it's you," she says, turning around. "What are you doing?" "Nothing," […]
The big tits and pink pussy of 60something Wendy Leigh March 14, 2023
The big tits and pink pussy of 60something Wendy Leigh Wendy Leigh says she's a very horny 60-year-old. We already knew that. We've seen this big-titted 60-year-old sucking and fucking a young cock or two. In a few days, we'll see her doing that again. But today, it's just you and this divorcee, mother and […]
69-year-old Lacey's first porn is with a 27-year-old March 2, 2023
69-year-old Lacey's first porn is with a 27-year-old "I mostly work with clients doing the interior design in their homes," said Lacey West, a 69-year-old who lives in Central Florida. "That is my first love. I knew I was going to be a famous interior designer when I was a little girl. In high school, […]
A 69-year-old who can't stop touching her nipples and pussy February 28, 2023
A 69-year-old who can't stop touching her nipples and pussy "I live in a community where they do a lot of swapping and single parties," said 69-year-old Lacey West, who's from Central Florida. "They have parties where a man takes his watch and puts it in a bowl, and at the end of the party, […]
Romana is 72. The guy she's fucking is young enough to be her grandson February 16, 2023
Romana is 72. The guy she's fucking is young enough to be her grandson Having sucked and fucked a 21-year-old last time, 72-year-old Romana moves up in age a little this time, taking on a 32-year-old's cock. Seriously, other than at 60PlusMILFs.com, when was the last time you heard of a woman in her 70s […]
It's toy time for 72-year-old GILF Romana February 14, 2023
It's toy time for 72-year-old GILF Romana "Having sex on film is as kinky as things get for me these days," said Romana, a 72-year-old mother and grandmother from the Czech Republic. Well, having sex on film is pretty kinky. Here, this smashingly beautiful GILF from the Czech Republic is fucking herself with a toy […]
Big-titted granny Wendy Leigh fucks her son's friend February 2, 2023
Big-titted granny Wendy Leigh fucks her son's friend If there's one thing we've learned here at 60PlusMILFs.com it's that it's good to have friends with hot mothers or grandmothers. Sam is a lucky man because his friend's mom is Wendy Leigh, who's 60 years old, has big tits and loves to suck and fuck big, […]
A big-titted granny from the UK fucks herself January 31, 2023
A big-titted granny from the UK fucks herself Here's Wendy Leigh, who's making her 60PlusMILFs.com debut after fucking at 50PlusMILFs.com in 2020. Wendy was unusual in that she just sucked and fucked; she didn't do a solo scene, so this is the first chance we're getting to see this 60-year-old grandma showing off her big […]
72-year-old Romana fucks a 21-year-old! January 5, 2023
72-year-old Romana fucks a 21-year-old! There's no anal or DP in this scene, but we think it's one of the most-passionate, hottest scenes we've ever filmed. Romana, a 72-year-old mother and grandmother, sucks and fucks Chris, who's only 21 years old. He's easily young enough to be her grandson. He isn't, of course, and she's […]
72-year-old granny Romana fucks herself January 3, 2023
72-year-old granny Romana fucks herself Now 72 years old, Romana, a beautiful mother and grandmother from the Czech Republic, is back to show off her incredible body and fuck her pussy with a toy. This is a warmup for her upcoming scene, in which she's going to suck and fuck a big-dicked 21-year-old. Yep, a […]

Bold, big-titted Nikki fucks her big-dicked step-son March 30, 2023
Bold, big-titted Nikki fucks her big-dicked step-son Nikki Brava, who's 51 years old, is doing some straightening up around the house. Her step-son is sitting on the couch and trying to do something on his phone, but he's extremely distracted. You see, Step-Mom is wearing a low-cut top that shows off her big tits and […]
Introducing a sexy 51-year-old with a great pair of tits. Oh, and that clit! March 28, 2023
Introducing a sexy 51-year-old with a great pair of tits. Oh, and that clit! "I love taking long walks with my dog," said 51-year-old Nikki Brava, a wife and mom from Houston, Texas. "When I walk through the neighborhood, I always wear the cutest and tightest ass-hugging leggings as well as booty shorts and tiny […]
Big-titted wife and mom fucks a big, young cock & gets a giant facial March 23, 2023
Big-titted wife and mom fucks a big, young cock & gets a giant facial "Everything's bigger in Texas," said Anzee, a 56-year-old wife and mom who grew up in Portland, Oregon but now lives in Texas. Well, the only thing big about Anzee is her tits. They're DD-cups. And although she is tall, she weighs […]
Meet 56-year-old wife and mom Anzee. Meet her pussy March 21, 2023
Meet 56-year-old wife and mom Anzee. Meet her pussy Anzee, a 56-year-old wife and mom from Portland, Oregon (now living in Texas), wants to show you the cute little outfit she has on, but you know what we think she really wants to show you? Her pussy. We think that because she keeps on playing […]
Huge-titted MILF Melony Melons makes an offer he can't refuse March 9, 2023
Huge-titted MILF Melony Melons makes an offer he can't refuse The guy in this scene thinks he knows what he wants: a young, big-titted hooker. We say "thinks" because he really doesn't know what he wants. Oh, sure, when Melony Melons shows up at his door, he sees that her huge tits are to his […]
She's a MILF. She has huge tits. She wants you to enjoy them March 7, 2023
She's a MILF. She has huge tits. She wants you to enjoy them "I am a MILF. I don't have any grandchildren, but when I do, I will be the hottest GILF ever," said Melony Melons, a huge-titted 52-year-old who can certainly lay claim to the title of hottest MILF ever. Melony is super sexual, […]
The car is clean. 54-year-old MILF Juliet Miller is very dirty February 23, 2023
The car is clean. 54-year-old MILF Juliet Miller is very dirty Some might say being a professional athlete is the best job in the world. Or being an actor or model or maybe the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and owning huge homes and fancy cars. But those people haven't seen 50PlusMILFs.com. If they […]
Big-titted 50something mom Juliet Miller comes back for more February 21, 2023
Big-titted 50something mom Juliet Miller comes back for more "I bet you're all excited to see me use my little magic wand," 54-year-old mom Juliet Miller says at the start of this scene. "But good things come to those who wait so we can't just jump right into it." We can't? Why not? Juliet's wearing […]
Big-titted Trixie Dicksin's ass is your playground February 9, 2023
Big-titted Trixie Dicksin's ass is your playground In a scene that's shot mostly (but not entirely) from your point of view, 54-year-old cougar Trixie Dicksin sucks cock and takes it up the ass. Trixie getting ass-fucked comes as no surprise to us because when we asked her if she likes anal, she said, "Yes! On […]
A big-titted cougar's multi-toy slut show February 7, 2023
A big-titted cougar's multi-toy slut show It's toy time for Trixie Dicksin, a 54-year-old cougar from Washington who brought along a big collection of toys to play with. "Some of my favorite toys," Trixie said. "When you're not here, I get very lonely, so I have to play with something. I'm going to show you […]

Big-titted cougar Melody Mynx and her very helpful neighbor March 30, 2023
Big-titted cougar Melody Mynx and her very helpful neighbor Melody Mynx has just moved into the neighborhood, and John, her new neighbor, keeps coming by. Friendly, helpful guy, right? Well, maybe. "This is the third time today," she tells him. "I just wanted to see if you needed help," he says. "I can bring your […]
Melody Mynx returns to show off her big tits and pleasure her hairy pussy March 28, 2023
Melody Mynx returns to show off her big tits and pleasure her hairy pussy Melody Mynx, who's 45 years old and has a smokin' body with great tits, is back to show off that body and those tits. She's wearing short shorts and a little top, and she gets her tits out by the pool […]
41-year-old beauty Filiya fucks a 22-year-old March 23, 2023
41-year-old beauty Filiya fucks a 22-year-old In this scene, Filiya, a 41-year-old divorcee and mom, is having sex with Chris, who's 22 years old and has really been enjoying the hot, sexy, horny MILFs we've been lining up for him to fuck. Filiya is very sexy. She has long legs, a very nice ass and […]
A new long-legged divorcee and mom named Filiya March 21, 2023
A new long-legged divorcee and mom named Filiya Filiya, a 41-year-old divorcee and mom, says she doesn't have sex too often "because I don't have a boyfriend." We don't see why that should stop her. We're 100% positive that this long-haired, long-legged brunette (she's 5'8" tall) could have booty calls all over town, town being […]
Super-hot divorcee Ola does a porno March 16, 2023
Super-hot divorcee Ola does a porno Why watch porn when you can do a porno? That's 45-year-old Ola Ramona's point of view. Here, her guy is watching some smut on his smartphone, so she takes it away from him and gives him the blow job and fuck of his life. In Ola's recent solo scene, […]
Ola turns a dildo into the real thing. Just watch. March 14, 2023
Ola turns a dildo into the real thing. Just watch. "A woman can't turn a dildo into the real thing," you say? Well, you might change your mind when you see Ola Ramona, a 45-year-old divorcee from Ukraine who's as sexy and sensual as any woman we've ever seen. Here, she's wearing sexy lingerie, stockings […]
A mature, huge-titted hooker who knows her way around a cock March 9, 2023
A mature, huge-titted hooker who knows her way around a cock It's been a long week at work, and you need to relax and unwind. Who ya gonna call? A mature, huge-titted hooker! "I want to drown in those things," he says to the outcall agency. By "things," he means tits. And when he answers […]
Victoria Vale's mega-tits and toy show March 7, 2023
Victoria Vale's mega-tits and toy show Victoria Vale, a 48-year-old cougar who was born in the midwestern United States and now lives in Las Vegas (where she belongs, if you ask us), has somehow poured her ginormous tits into a tight, pink dress that shows her showgirl cleavage. Her nipples are poking through that dress, […]
British MILF Tabitha Tobias is gagging for it. So she gags on it! March 2, 2023
British MILF Tabitha Tobias is gagging for it. So she gags on it! Tabitha Tobias, a 43-year-old divorcee and mom from Manchester, England is a little bit nervous. She wants to do a fuck film, but, she says, "I've never done anything like this before. But I'm not going to miss the opportunity." Tabitha and […]
Long-legged blonde MILF Lily Canary makes her fuck holes gape February 28, 2023
Long-legged blonde MILF Lily Canary makes her fuck holes gape "I like to be kinky when I am doing porn. The camera makes me act more wild," said Lily Canary, a 41-year-old divorcee and mom from the Czech Republic. Here, the camera makes long-legged Lily wild enough to gape her pussy and asshole and finger […]

Tiny-Tit Teen Veronica Church Gets Her Meaty Pussy Plowed April 1, 2023
Tiny-Tit Teen Veronica Church Gets Her Meaty Pussy Plowed Veronica's dad's friend is shamelessly pitching a tent when he walks in on her. And Veronica is equally shameless when she lets him pull down her pants and lick her big, meaty pussy lips on the family couch. There's no trace of concern or modesty here […]
Redheaded Teen Alice Green Strips Off Her Bikini and Cums March 29, 2023
Redheaded Teen Alice Green Strips Off Her Bikini and Cums "What do I think about when I masturbate? Sometimes I think about past experiences or ones that I wish would happen. The best is when I have a crush on someone new and we haven't done anything yet. I like to rub my clit thinking […]
Busty Exotic Teen Jasmine Angel Shows Off Pierced Nips and Fuzzy Pussy March 25, 2023
Busty Exotic Teen Jasmine Angel Shows Off Pierced Nips and Fuzzy Pussy Jasmine wants to share her body. And with a body like hers, we can understand why. It's not very common for a girl to be both slender and curvy at the same time. "I've been wanting to take naked pictures for a while, […]
Naughty Teen Kylie Quinn Fucks Her Sister's Boyfriend March 22, 2023
Naughty Teen Kylie Quinn Fucks Her Sister's Boyfriend Kylie uses her sister's phone to text a guy to come over. He's surprised to find that it's Kylie waiting for him under the covers and not his actual girlfriend, but that doesn't stop him from sticking his cock in her mouth. We don't blame him. Kylie […]
Babysitter Athena Fleurs Sucks and Fucks Her Employer's Big Cock March 18, 2023
Babysitter Athena Fleurs Sucks and Fucks Her Employer's Big Cock Any wife should know better than to hire Athena as a babysitter. With her pretty face, luscious tits and affinity for older, forbidden cock, it's no surprise she ends up fucking married men when she's alone with them. And that brings us to this scene, […]
Teen Aubrey Gold Is Naked Under Her Cap and Gown March 15, 2023
Teen Aubrey Gold Is Naked Under Her Cap and Gown We don't know what kind of school Aubrey goes to, but apparently they are okay with her taking off her clothes during her graduation speech. Imagine how many times you had that fantasy in school, and now you get to see it come true with […]
Tight Teen Veronica Church Takes Nudes and Fingers Her Meaty Pussy March 11, 2023
Tight Teen Veronica Church Takes Nudes and Fingers Her Meaty Pussy The first thing you might notice about Veronica is her tight body. Once you're able to peel your eyes away from her tiny waist and small, perky tits, you'll probably also notice that she's pretty damn cute too. Dark hair, light eyes and a […]
Teen Schoolgirl Cali Sparks Gets Dicked in Detention March 8, 2023
Teen Schoolgirl Cali Sparks Gets Dicked in Detention We love our peein' cuties here at 18eighteen.com, especially when they're schoolgirls in detention like Cali. She couldn't hold it, so she tinkles in the garbage can. She can't seem to contain her lust either, and she jumps the teacher's bone. Cali looks just as happy to […]
Curvy Blonde Teen Eva Nyx Gets a Big Load of Cum on Her Face March 4, 2023
Curvy Blonde Teen Eva Nyx Gets a Big Load of Cum on Her Face Little Eva is always horny, so when this guy shows up with a hard-on, she has his cock in her mouth in under two minutes. The fact that he's well hung makes her hornier, even as she struggles to get all […]
Teen Aubrey Star Removes Her Schoolgirl Uniform to Show Off Her Tiny Tits and Pussy March 1, 2023
Teen Aubrey Star Removes Her Schoolgirl Uniform to Show Off Her Tiny Tits and Pussy "Since I like girls, I think it's really hot for a girl to fuck me with a strap-on. I have sex with a girl almost every day! And I'll have sex with a guy a couple of times a week […]